Ladies & Gentlemen

Kevork Tutunjian is a Los Angeles native who simultaneously goes by the names of Kevork, Kevin, Kev, and Scarf. A fiercely competitive pole vaulter, Kevork spends most of his days dreaming if only he could land a recurring role on The Golden Girls, as Rue McClanahan's love interest. Kevork is a firm believer that fart jokes will only get you so far, but dick jokes, now that's where the money is. Kevork is thankful for this platform for lending him the opportunity to finally apologize to his 4th grade home room teacher Ms. Bauer, for making up a word in a poem he once wrote and convincing her it was real. It's wasn't a real word Ms. Bauer, it wasn't a real word.​